PTCFYUD: Post Traumatic Cartoon Fucking You Up Disorder
Symptoms usually trace back to Courage the Cowardly Dog Episodes
PTVGFYUD: Post Traumatic Video Game Fucking You Up Disorder
Origin: Epic Mickey
Shopping this Holiday season? Please don’t complain about us being out of an item. Chances are we just sold out. That PS4? You should have pre-ordered, you are GUARANTEED one if you did. Coming in on Thanksgiving? Shame on you. The employees want to be with their families. The same with Christmas.
Oh and remember, behave or your kicked out of the store.
My main issue with this (not the only one but the main one) is the “normal” part. All of the things listed here are “normal”. Pansexuality is normal. Nerds are normal. “colored” people are normal. Atheists are normal. Foreign music is normal. White, Christian, and heterosexual are also normal. So yeah, you’re normal. And so is everyone else on the list. The thing you forgot to list here is that you’re a piece of shit. So congrats, whoever made this and anyone who identifies with it. You’re a piece of shit.
Jesus was Jewish. What a weirdo.
There are so many things wrong with the correlation between the first sentence and the last sentence, and the exclusion of the body of the middle two paragraphs and the first sentence.
I am already doing my best not to go full shotgun blast on this. And I think the only way I can do that is by not addressing the person who wrote this, and just focusing on the statement itself.
This whole thing, beginning to end, pisses me off on about every possible level. Shall we take it from beginning to end?
"I’m proud to be normal"
Ok right there, your hubris is showing. There is no such thing as normal, ok? That’s the first thing that needs to be hammered into everyone’s skull. Normal suggests there is an overlying standard that needs to be applied to everyone, and that that is a standard that applies to the vast majority of the population.
THERE IS NO SUCH STANDARD.
It is not possible to come up with the perfect human being and apply that standard all across the board as “normal” because even if such a human being existed, THEY WOULD BE VASTLY OUTNUMBERED BY EVERYONE ELSE WHO DOES NOT FIT THE STANDARD and therefore THAT PERSON would not be normal.
First paragraph. Wow, just… wow. So, let me get this straight, if someone’s depressed, they’re not normal? They are, in fact, abnormal? Atheists, too, huh? Who else, oh, "coloured" people. Oh my my my, can’t have those “coloured” people messing up our perfect little normalcy now can we? Can we please measure the exact shade of your skin so we can be sure to filter out everyone else who is “not normal”? (few paragraphs in and I’m already slipping, redirect back to the paragraph itself)
Pansexual. Nerd. Otaku. Is this guy (I give up, I traced this back to the source and I just give up) for real? Is he just listing off all the things he doesn’t understand and has been told by those around him is weird? Oh speaking of weird, apparently Freak and Weirdo are official classifications of people who “Don’t belong”. News to me.
I don’t listen to foreign music. Then buddy, you’re missing out on some of the most gorgeous and breathtaking bits of audio on the planet, and that’s a fact. What do you consider non-foreign music anyway?
Study “liberal arts”. I’m just going to guess this person does not know what liberal arts are and thinks that it has to do with liberals. Here, please read and understand what you are saying before you open your mouth and unleash your fingers.
Pretend to be awkward, pretend to be a loner. Oh yes, because anybody who is awkward is pretending, and someone who is a loner is a fraud. Your assumptions are just flawless! I can’t believe we have found someone who is able to dissect the complex psyche of the human brain to the point where everyone who is awkward and a loner is just FAKING IT! Please, teach psychology to us poor unenlightened masses of abnormal freaks!
And so on. And with that, you just cemented the fact that everyone who is not like you is automatically abnormal. Congratulations, you must be the world’s standard of perfect.
I AM WHITE, CHRISTIAN, SUCCESSFUL, NORMAL, HETEROSEXUAL AND PROUD.
Allow me to respond.
I AM NOT EVEN SURE IF I’M WHITE OR MIXED, CHRISTIAN, STRUGGLING, ARTISTIC, CREATIVE, BIPOLAR 2, HETEROSEXUAL, AND PROUD. However, if people don’t fit MY list, they should NOT be ashamed of themselves. Your list implies that they should be ashamed of not being “Normal”. Note the complete absence of the word “Normal” on my list. I merely describe what I am, and that’s a short list. Your list describes what you are and tacks a judgment of others onto it.
In terms you claim you can better understand, I would like to direct you to this passage of a book you supposedly support.
Luke 18: 9-14
9 To some who were confident of their own righteousness and looked down on everyone else, Jesus told this parable: 10 “Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. 11 The Pharisee stood by himself and prayed: ‘God, I thank you that I am not like other people—robbers, evildoers, adulterers—or even like this tax collector. 12 I fast twice a week and give a tenth of all I get.’
13 “But the tax collector stood at a distance. He would not even look up to heaven, but beat his breast and said, ‘God, have mercy on me, a sinner.’
14 “I tell you that this man, rather than the other, went home justified before God. For all those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.”
Oh by the way? Otaku means fanatic, or someone with obsessive interests (typically with Manga or Anime, BUT NOT NECESSARILY PERTAINING TO THOSE TWO ITEMS). Buddy, you are definitely “Otaku”. Check your Wiki next time.
It is people like YOU who give Christianity a bad name. It’s people like YOU who make it insanely difficult to hold rational conversation with people once they find out I am a Christian. Even if there was some misguided attempt to express any kind of legitimate social justice idea here, your choice and juxtaposition of words was erroneous at best and horrendously monstrous at worst.
Anybody who’s wondering about the tags, I tagged all the tags this guy originally tagged to show up in the same feed, plus some. Feel free to suggest more tags for me to add, I’m too mad to think up many more right now.